✎ YUKOKI
Deep doubts, deep wisdom;
small doubts, little wisdom;

wietkoning:

My accent is sexy. Even if it’s mistaken for German and pisses me off. Maybe I’ll just start speaking in Dutch so no one outside of this country can understand me and if they call me German I’ll punch them in the face to get the point across if Dutch swears fail.

[rolls her eyes and continues to strip him] You are Germanic.

senhoralisboa:

It does… And I refuse to take part in another Korean Drama… 

Gah. Anyway, anyone you fancy daughter? 

Not particularly anyone I fancy. [oh hum] Nobody I know that I am very interested.

senhoralisboa:

[giggles at the little scene she witnessed] 

Haaahhh… Why? … Oh I don’t know… I just feel… Happy when I’m around him. We don’t have to talk, but we do anyway cause we like to hear one another… 

I just like it when we’re together…
Kinda silly, ain’t it? 

That’s sappy and sounds like a bad Korean drama scenario.

wietkoning:

How does that even make any remote sense. [pushes him into the bedroom so she can help him strip]

It makes as much sense as your accent. [grunts and kinda just falls on the bed]

Your accent is horrendous too, darling. [kneels on the bed and starts to undo his tie]

durchdickunddunngehen:

liandao:

Oh, well. [thinks, hmm]

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… What?

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[smiles and lightly pats his cheek] Nothing important or note worthy.

Why? Are you worried?

durchdickunddunngehen:

liandao:

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Be proud of your penis. Say “I am proud of you, dear penis” or something.

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I am not saying that!

[LAUGHS AND LETS OUT AN UNATTRACTIVE SNORT]

Okay, okay. I understand.

filiuspeccata:

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Very

… I don’t know how to feel about this.

pervoprestolnaya:

liandao:

pervoprestolnaya:

But what would happen if someone were to break this law?

[actually has to think about this]

Constricting and/or humiliating clothing. 

[takes her phone out, searching for a while, then showing her some men in lingerie.]

Constricting enough?

Yes.

durchdickunddunngehen:

liandao:

… [raises her eyebrows albeit slightly]

That your genitals are big isn’t something you should be embarrassed about! Be proud of it.

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Uh - thank you?
I don’t really know what to say.

Be proud of your penis. Say “I am proud of you, dear penis” or something.